Mod Edit: Damn Mods YU ruin fun. 

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 12/31/2017 at 23:02 • Filed to: None

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Happynew year Oppo. Bye bye 2017, hello 2018. I celebrate this by going to my favorite place. Ye ole SDM. I walk in, go past the make up should I make it up? Make up to what? I need deodorant. Old Spice original, just like all grandpa’s. Not Axe. Not sport plus. Old Spice. Classic old spice. Classic like a 1970 Monte Carlo. The floors are clean. I like that. They smell good, they smell like Old Spice. Weird. Anyways, the cashier is nice. 3 bags of milk is $4.27, NP all day. I walk back to by Juke. It’s snowing. Like God’s free sky cocaine, but cold. The snow banks in the parking lot are fun to slide around. Oh yeah, the Old Spice. I put it on the passenger seat gingerly, not to hurt its feelings. It rest with lots of stuff. Stuff for it to make friends with. Work bag, phone charger, hat, gloves. All the sweet phazaz jazz. Many stray shopping cart. They need shelter. They are cold & homeless. Please help them. Not Juke warms up, like my heart. Warm for once-in-a-lifetime.

facw > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 12/31/2017 at 23:31

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Also I was unaware that Canadians got their milk from bags? We actually had bag milk in high school, little packets that you stuck a straw into, but I assume yours are bigger?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 12/31/2017 at 23:34

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Is this actually a mod edit?

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 12/31/2017 at 23:58

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The post content used to all be in the title.

wafflesnfalafel > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/01/2018 at 00:20

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soap on a rope!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 01/01/2018 at 00:24

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Aw damn it didn’t show up on my phone at first. Ends with going to for me

Spoon II > facw 01/01/2018 at 11:14

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The bags are great! But sadly, they’re bogarting them on mainland Canada. Newfoundland is yet to receive the awesomeness

Goggles Pizzano > facw 01/01/2018 at 17:44

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We had bags of milk and small bags of “juice” drink (nicknamed juicy bags). There was a straw and a flap in the side of the bag to stab the straw into. We usually tore the corner with our teeth and squeezed the juice into our mouths or onto friends.

SpeedSix > facw 01/06/2018 at 14:27

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1.33ish L (1/3ish gallons), we stick them into specially-sized pitchers, cut a tiny hole in the corner, and pour.